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FUNNY
SMS
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Q: Why r breasts located in the
upper half of a woman's body?
A: Coz, milk should be kept
away from the pussy?
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Life
gives answers in 3 ways.
It says yes and gives you what you
want.
It says no and gives you something
better.
It says wait and gives you the best.
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Some
kiss hot. Some kiss cold,
Some don’t kiss until they’re told.
Some kiss fast, some kiss slow,
Those that don’t kiss, I don’t know.
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I sent
my cares to the wind..
& asked the wind to pass them
to U..
When U feel the wind blowing against
your face…
That’s me saying …
Take Care Always!!
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There
will b miles & miles of smiles
B coz life’s worthwhile
Only when you smile
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It takes
3 seconds to say I LOVE YOU,
3 mins to xplain,
3 hrs to demonstrate,
3 days to appreciate
But a lifetime to prove it.
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Life
is 4 u, death is 4 me,
Being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4
me,
Being 2gether is 4 u, being lonely
is 4 me,
Everything 4 u but u r 4 me
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Help
ever.... hurt never...!
Love ever... hate never...!
Give ever...expect never...!
Smile ever...cry never...!forgive
me ever...
forget ME Never
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Love
is hard and will always be,
But remember somebody loves U
& that 1 is ME !
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I wanted
to send you all my love
But the postman said it was too big
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Roses
of red grow in my heart
and they will never wither... 'Cause
they
bloom every time I see your smile,
hear your voice
or just think of you!
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If you
live to be a hundred ,
I want to be a hundred minus 1 day
,
so I don't have to live a day without
you
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If I
was a tear in ur eye
I wud lie on ur cheek
..and die on ur lips,
If u were a tear in my eye
I wud nevr cry becoz of the fear of
losing u.
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Do you
know that simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H= how are you?
E=everything alright?
L= like to see you
L= love to hear from you.
O=obviously miss you. so... HELLO
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God
saw ME hungry
He created Pizza
He saw me thirsty
He Created Pepsi
Saw me in the dark
Created light
He saw me without problems
He created YOU!!
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What
is gr8 LOVE ?
Its wen u hide tears n still care
4 her .
Its wen she ignores u n u still LOVE
her .
Its wen she begins
2 love another n u still SMILE.
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Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
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ROSES R RED VOILETS R BLUE
MONKEYS LIKE U SHOULD BE
KEPT IN ZOO.
DON'T FEEL ANGRY U WILL
FIND ME THERE TOO NOT
IN CAGE BUT LUGHING AT U.
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Love
:
Its not the "presence"
of something which brings
"meaning" to life,
but it’s the way that
"someone" touches ur heart
which gives life a beautiful meaning
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THOUGHT
FOR THE DAY: "Treat everyone with
politeness, even those who are
rude to you, not because they are
not nice, but because YOU are nice
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LOVE
SMS
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Q: Why r breasts located in the
upper half of a woman's body?
A: Coz, milk should be kept
away from the pussy?
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Life
gives answers in 3 ways.
It says yes and gives you what you
want.
It says no and gives you something
better.
It says wait and gives you the best.
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Some
kiss hot. Some kiss cold,
Some don’t kiss until they’re told.
Some kiss fast, some kiss slow,
Those that don’t kiss, I don’t know.
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I sent
my cares to the wind..
& asked the wind to pass them
to U..
When U feel the wind blowing against
your face…
That’s me saying …
Take Care Always!!
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|
There
will b miles & miles of smiles
B coz life’s worthwhile
Only when you smile
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|
It takes
3 seconds to say I LOVE YOU,
3 mins to xplain,
3 hrs to demonstrate,
3 days to appreciate
But a lifetime to prove it.
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Life
is 4 u, death is 4 me,
Being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4
me,
Being 2gether is 4 u, being lonely
is 4 me,
Everything 4 u but u r 4 me
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Help
ever.... hurt never...!
Love ever... hate never...!
Give ever...expect never...!
Smile ever...cry never...!forgive
me ever...
forget ME Never
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Love
is hard and will always be,
But remember somebody loves U
& that 1 is ME !
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I wanted
to send you all my love
But the postman said it was too big
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|
Roses
of red grow in my heart
and they will never wither... 'Cause
they
bloom every time I see your smile,
hear your voice
or just think of you!
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|
If you
live to be a hundred ,
I want to be a hundred minus 1 day
,
so I don't have to live a day without
you
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If I
was a tear in ur eye
I wud lie on ur cheek
..and die on ur lips,
If u were a tear in my eye
I wud nevr cry becoz of the fear of
losing u.
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|
Do you
know that simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H= how are you?
E=everything alright?
L= like to see you
L= love to hear from you.
O=obviously miss you. so... HELLO
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God
saw ME hungry
He created Pizza
He saw me thirsty
He Created Pepsi
Saw me in the dark
Created light
He saw me without problems
He created YOU!!
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What
is gr8 LOVE ?
Its wen u hide tears n still care
4 her .
Its wen she ignores u n u still LOVE
her .
Its wen she begins
2 love another n u still SMILE.
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|
Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
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ROSES R RED VOILETS R BLUE
MONKEYS LIKE U SHOULD BE
KEPT IN ZOO.
DON'T FEEL ANGRY U WILL
FIND ME THERE TOO NOT
IN CAGE BUT LUGHING AT U.
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Love
:
Its not the "presence"
of something which brings
"meaning" to life,
but it’s the way that
"someone" touches ur heart
which gives life a beautiful meaning
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General
SMS
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Sign
post outside our collage-
"DRIVE CAREFULLY! DONT kill the STUDENTS,
Wait for the LECTURERS!".
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A small
kid wrote to SANTA CLAUSE,
"send me a brother".
santa wrote back,
"send me ur mother".
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Scientists
all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age...
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What
happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u but the operator
said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."
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Two
hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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God
thought that since he couldn't
b everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't
b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
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Why couldn't the apple send
an e-mail to the orange?
Because the lime was engaged.
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Drive
The guy who drives slower than you
is an idiot and The guy who drives
faster than you is a maniac!
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Heaven
Heaven is when U have a German car,
American salary,
Chinese food & Indian wife.
Hell is when car is Chinese,
food is German,
wife is American and salary Indian.!
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Son asks his Dad diff btwn LOVE,
BELIEF & RELIEF.
Father says:
Yr Mom is my LOVE.
Your maid is my RELIEF
& I'm your Dad - well, that's
my BELIEF.
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Blonde is on 1 side of a lake and
yells 2 another blonde across the
lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?'
The other blonde yells back, 'U R
on the other side!'
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Why do men chase women they have
no intention of marrying?
It's like when dogs chase cars they
have no intention of driving.
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Why is Christmas just like
a day at the office?
You do all the work n the fat
guy in the suit gets all the credit!
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Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!
Go 2 her & ask "is ur dad a
terrorist" She'll say "wat?"
Then u say "no no I asked coz u
r such a Bomb"
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Q: What did the blonde's mum say
to her before her date.
A: If you're not in bed by 12,
come home.
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No matter how sad, no matter
how blue, I feel better just
thinking of u.
But i'm happier each time I
sms u b'coz i know i'll be
disturbing u!
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ike energy Love can?t neither
be created nor destroyed....
It can just be transferred from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend
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Only once in life will
u meet someone with whom
u can spend ur lifetime,
u can share ur happiness
n sorrows.
Till thn enjoy with th wrong one!
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